Hazel |
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| Also Known As: | Hazel Bunny Little Bugger Pestilence The Twits (along with his mate, Queen Sophie) |
| Breed: | Satin Mini Lop Mix |
| Weight: | 5 Pounds |
| Sex: | Male |
| Age: | 4 Years |
| Known Associates: | Queen Sophie |
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Best Known For:
| Just look at that face---can there be a more withering look??? |
| Chewing on Mom's pant hems while she is preparing his supper. All of her jeans have bite marks at the cuffs due to his impatience when dinner is late! |
| He opens the closet door and destroys the container that holds his treats. |
| He's a Hard-Core Binkier, once he binkied right off the bed! |
| He snorts whenever Mom pulls loose fur from his bum. |
| When he's not let out of his cage on time, he rips the cardboard off the walls, empties his litter box and LOUDLY digs at the plastic floor. |
| When he is in the mood for romance with Sophie (even though both are fixed), he chases her until he gets his way---sometimes he ends up sideways with her. |
| Hazel takes his lettuce right out of Sophie's mouth. |
| He plays tag with the vacuum brush. |
| He allows the cats to paw at him, yet attacks the dog (a 50 pound Husky & Lab mix). |
| Hazel has a non-literary fondness for old books. |
| He regularly decides to rearrange his cage at 2 a.m. |
| Hazel believes that hay doesn't belong in a container, it should be spread all over the room for easy access when he is hungry. |
| He and his water bottle have a love-hate relationship. |
| Hazel snorts when Mom bothers him. |
If You Could Read His Mind:
| "Let me out NOW!!! I wish to survey my domain, peasant! Food? Food? Do you have food? I smell food!" |